Neurovore

Kot zaprisežen part-time carebear¹ si -vsaj na začetku- izbiram PVE serverje. Ne zato, ker imam probleme z pvp delom , ampak preprosto zaradi populacije igralcev, ki se znajde tam ob izidu takšnih iger. Čez par mesecev … bomo videli. Včasih me le zanese, da pokukam na e-peen stran. Ker imajo absolutno najbolj kvaliteten drama-time. Če si zaželiš drame , je dovolj da samo sediš v enem izmed mest in spremljaš OOC chat. Ali spremljaš pvp del foruma. Gankers, spawncampers , whiners , epeeners , elitists , samaritans … če že niso online, se grizejo po forumu. No, tu in tam se najde še kakšen biser, kot naprimer tale (nelektoriran in nepreveden) prispevek :

Avtor : DraigUK (EN Battlescar PvP)

A morning in the life of PvP server

 

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This is a long post. Sorry. If you get the chance to read it do so.Here was my morning at White Sands on my Ranger (level 14 at the time). Today just after servers come up. Hopefully it will give insight on why I hate all these fecking whining *******s who won’t reroll PvE. This is what I done this morning. All true make of it what you will.I had a great fun morning.Once servers come up I was in fast and had logged out at White Sands yesterday. Went straight over to get 3 Eagle Feathers then started to kill crocs for skins and Picts (ugh 50 of the buggers needed) getting the jewels and what not as I went along. Things are quiet for about 5 mins after I get my 3 feathers and I’m just plinking away at crocs and what not.

A level 16 necro comes along and just stops dead in his tracks. Looks at me funny, in my mind anyway. “Uh oh this fecker is thinking he can kill me” I think to myself. So *poof* I hide. He just stands there for like 20 seconds then starts to kill the crocs I was working on. Well, he was for about 10 seconds then he got a nice taste of arrow for his trouble and back to whatever spawnpoint he chose.

Was he going to kill me? I think so, but don’t REALLY know for sure. Tough. Better him than me and besides he was killing my crocs.

I move along the beach a bit and just in time see a level 19 Guardian with a level 20 DT coming at me at a rate of knots. *Poof* I go hide and slink off. I have no doubt in my mind they were about to gank me, but ah well they were a bit too slow this time.

Keep your eyes peeled at all times

I now get to collecting wine bottles by a bunch of crocs killing the crocs and manage to get all my wine/whiskey bottles and the croc skins sorted at same time. A level 9 Conq is strolling along trying to beat up 2 level 12 crocs. I sit and watch him for a bit to see how he gets on. He kills one ok but looks like he is about to die to the 2nd one so I send an arrow into the croc to help him out a bit. Next thing I know this level 9 is beating on me. I go into melee mode and 2 shot him. Will keep an eye out for that cheeky sod.

I actually tried to help this guy and he comes after me. Twat. Still, looking back maybe he thought I was trying to kill him as well as his croc. Which might be fair enough some other day tbh. Still, not what I was trying to do, but I guess he will be one of the whining basts posting about higher levels killing lower levels later

I get to the picts where I want to farm my 50 (well about 40 left by now) it is quite a busy area this camp now servers been up for around 45 mins. Still I go about my business as best I can. After a while it starts to annoy me all these people killing my Picts so I decide to thin them out a bit. I start by killing a level 10 and a level 11. Then a level 15 Barb I think…might have been a Conq tho. Was a 2hander hammer soldier type anyway.. I tell the level 10 and 11 not to come back till I’m done. The level 11 says “fine” (smart guy)the level 10 threatens to rip me a new one and all sorts of creative stuff including things about my mother and so on. Joy.

If somone a few levels above you tells you to stay away, either stay away or go back and try and kick his ass. Your choice right?

Next thing I know that level 9 Conq from earlier (remember him?) is right in front of me. So he gets one in the ass and a trip back to spawnville. Mr “Rip you a new one” level 10 is back again and he gets a quick trip back as well. After sending me a rather creative description of my genitals in a donkey and threatening to send a “WHOLE F*CKING GUILD ON YOU C*CKSUCKER” which had me falling off my chair, I get going on the Picts again.

I kill some more picts then *BAM* a level 13 Assassin catches me cold just after a fight with a Pict and I am back at the spawnpoint. Jammy bast.=)

I head back over to Pictville and on the way see the level 10 and level 9 duking it out. Ha. Too good to be true. I kill them both and carry on my merry way. Hahaha.

I hang around at the picts but can’t see any sign of this Assassin, or anyone else for that matter, so after about 5 mins I start killing them again. This time though I am really on the lookout. I just finish killing a Pict and I see the 15 “Barb/Conq” heading for me with a great big hammer aiming at my head… obviously wants revenge! I drop my trap and he runs full into it! So I put a Salvo into him and drop to melee and we have at it. Off he goes to spawnville, but I am left with about 25% health. A level 21(!) demonologist is casually strolling past and decides I should join my Hammer wielding chum at a spawnpoint. I join him at the spawnpoint. As he spawned before me he is now full health, sees me appear and next thing I know I am dead again. Oh joy, here we go. I wait about 1 min and try again. Nope, hammer-twatface is there still, and loving his chance on revenge. I choose to wait over 4 mins to respawn and this time as soon as I do I hit Hide. He is gone anyway so I rest up and head out to finish my Picts.

A while later and I get my Picts done and head back over to the boat to go hand quests in town. Gobby level 10 is now level 11 and spawnkilling people near the boat. Then he joins the people spawning, with a nice little tell from me to say enjoy it from the other side. I stay about 10 mins just non stop killing him, and get a couple of others (more by accident really than trying too hard) while I am at it. One is the level 15 who spawncamped me earlier so balls to him. Muhaha. After 10 mins or so I’m bored with it and head back to town.

What goes around comes around. Those others who I got at spawn by sort of accident, ah well tough luck, deal with it.

I hand in some quests and hit 15 and go night time solo game to 17 and log off.

Now, the point of telling you guys this is to show you what a fun morning I had. I died some, I killed some, I got some quests done. I got spawncamped and I done some spawncamping as well. All my actions made sense to me, but I bet if your on the other end of it you would think I was just picking on people or griefing or what have you. Really, I don’t care. I had fun and played the game the way I wanted to this morning. Tomorrow or later I might not kill anyone, or I might get my ass handed to me everytime. Who knows? Just the way it goes. If you can’t deal with this sort of stuff goto a PvE server.

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